Can we have more please?
For some reason, recently I became fascinated by death car urban legends that tell of haunted or cursed cars.
But, when I went looking for horror fiction with stories centered around a killer car, I was surprised at how little I found, especially considering how long cars have been around and how important they are to our lives.
By ‘killer cars’, I mean sentient vehicles who rumble around the place mowing people down or gassing them in their garages or generally just going out there and road-raging on their own.
Even when I extended my definition to include cars used as killing machines by villains, there still isn’t a lot.
Extending my definition even further to include larger vehicles, like trucks and buses, still didn’t surface as many horror stories as I expected to find.
There seems to be slightly more movies than books, but, with a few exceptions, the on-screen killer cars tend to be vehicles used as weapons, not ones that think for themselves. It’s possible there are more short stories out in the wild, but if they’re out there, I didn’t find them.
Stephen King seems to pretty well have the monopoly on killer cars in horror with two novels, a novella, and a couple of short stories.
I know it’s hard to compete with a classic like Christine, but that novel was published in 1983. It’s 40 years old.
We still have cars. Surely some of them really don’t like us?
If you want some inspiration in coming up with a death car horror story, look no further than these three urban legends about death cars.
The Gräf and Stift Double Phaeton carried Archduke Ferdinand to his assassination in 1914.
The urban legend says that the car had a soul and was so traumatized by the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand and his wife in Sarajevo on 28 June 1914, it went insane and decided to murder all future passengers.
The Archduke was the heir to the throne of the Austro-Hungarian throne and the target of a ragtag group of Serbian, or possibly Yugoslavian, nationalists. On that really unlucky day, Ferdinand had already survived an attempt to blow him up. A bomb was lobbed at his car but bounced off the roof and exploded under a car behind him in his motorcade.
Ferdinand later made an impulsive decision to visit the members of his entourage who were taken to hospital after the earlier bombing. His chauffeur was unfamiliar with the new route and he took a wrong turn. Unluckily for the archduke and his wife, the chauffeur got confused and stopped just six feet from the man who ended up killing them.
In a stroke of even more bad luck for the Archduke, the assassin said he just fired twice without aiming because it was too crowded for him to pull out the bomb he’d intended to use. One bullet hit Ferdinand and the other his wife.
The urban legend about the car (which wasn’t even owned by Ferdinand) seems to have started around 1959 when Frank Edwards published his book, Stranger Than Science.
The legend around the car grew over the years, with reports saying it had fifteen owners over twelve years and was involved in accidents that resulted in the deaths of thirteen people. None of this can be proven, but it makes a great story.
The car is now on display at the Museum of Military History in Vienna.
A depressed serial killer car sounds like a good basis for a horror story, don’t you think?
In 1955, James Dean’s new Porsche 550 Spyder, also known as the “Little Bastard”, crashed head-on into another car and Dean died.
Dean’s passenger was thrown clear and survived, while the other driver suffered relatively minor injuries.
In a story that came out after Dean’s death, fellow actor and friend, Alec Guinness, apparently warned him that the car might kill him, but Dean laughed it off at the time.
James Dean was a car enthusiast and competed in road races. Shortly before his death, he’d recently appeared in a TV ad telling young people not to speed because “the life you save might be mine”. He was ticketed for speeding just two hours before the crash that killed him.
The urban legend talks of a cursed car and cursed car parts.
The Porsche and its pieces have allegedly been involved in a series of accidents on the street and the racetrack and are supposedly responsible for a number of deaths.
The stories about the car following Dean’s death are varied and it’s not really clear what’s true and what’s not.
Another urban legend was also born that day when fans refused to believe Dean was dead. A story circulated saying he was terribly disfigured but still alive. His gravestone has been stolen or damaged several times over the years since his death.
I would read a horror story about cursed car transplants.
This Eastern European urban legend became popular in the 1960s and 1970s.
The legend says the black Gaz Volga car was used to abduct people, but stories about this luxury car are wild and inconsistent.
Whether the car itself was haunted or possessed, or whether someone drove it, the stories of what fates befell the victims vary with the telling.
That sounds like a horror story premise to me.
Here are some horror tales, short and long, about death cars and other types of death vehicles.
Shift your fear into top gear. Set your pulse racing with this collection of automotive horror that fires on all cylinders.
This bad boy comes fully-optioned with fifteen tales of classic cars and motorcycles behaving badly, and the star-studded lineup is sure to provide all the nightmare fuel you can handle.
So strap in and hold on, because we’re going pedal to the metal. It’s blood-soaked horror or bust, and we aren’t stopping for anything. You’re in for a ride.
After relentlessly climbing the career ladder at the expense of family life, Jack is trying to redress the balance and make up for lost time. Not everyone seems so happy with his new outlook though and even he isn’t sure that he can make up for the mistakes of his youth.
Jack has some big choices to make and plenty on his plate. His self driving car going haywire and taking him captive is all he needs. What begins as an irritating A.I. malfunction quickly develops into a life and death struggle of man against machine, with the deck stacked heavily in the car’s favour. Jack’s only hope may be a disillusioned detective and an almost obsolete traffic officer, but can they reach him in time?
The car is determined to keep Jack safe…even if it kills him.
There is a legend in the town of Sabbath that tells of a haunted car lost somewhere in the local junkyard. Young Jim Honeycutt and his friends have decided that they’re going to find it today.
Unfortunately for them, they do.
And the ghost stories told about that old Commodore can’t even touch the horrors they are about to experience.
Evil is alive in Libertyville. It inhabits a custom-painted red and white 1958 Plymouth Fury named Christine and young Arnold Cunningham, who buys it.
Along with Arnold’s girlfriend, Leigh Cabot, Dennis Guilder attempts to find out the real truth behind Christine and finds more than he bargained for.
From murder to suicide, there’s a peculiar feeling that surrounds Christine and she gets revenge on anyone standing in her path.
Adam has just turned 16 and he wants a car. He’s convince that if he can get a car, he’ll have a chance with Ashley.
When he finds a Corvette in the woods, with the keys in the ignition, he decides to take it.
Just when things are going his way, the car starts acting strangely, as if it has a mind of its own. It even tries to run down Ashley’s jock boyfriend.
But when the angry owner of the car turns up, Adam’s life is very much in danger.
In 1979, Ennis Rafferty and Curtis Wilcox answered a strange call just down the road and came back with an abandoned 1953 Buick Roadmaster. Curt Wilcox knew old cars, and this one was just wrong.
It turned out that the Buick 8 was worse than dangerous, and the members of Troop D decided that it would be better if the public never found out about it.
Twenty years later, Curt’s son starts hanging around the barracks and is allowed into the Troop D family. And one day he discovers the family secret, a mystery that begins to stir once more, not only in the minds and hearts of these veteran troopers, but out in the shed as well, for there’s more power under the hood than anyone can handle.
Mitchell Moinian tried to do some homework. But he kept jumping up and going to his bedroom window to peer down at the car.
A street light made the chrome bumpers sparkle and the sleek blue body glow. Mitchell couldn’t resist. He had to sit in the car.
Holding his breath, he crept down the stairs and out the front door. He stepped around to the driver’s side of the car and grabbed the handle.
“Go ahead,” a voice whispered. “Climb in.”
Mitchell had no idea how scary this ride was going to be.
A novella originally published as an ebook and then included in the 2015 collection The Bazaar of Bad Dreams.
At Mile 81 on the Maine Turnpike is a boarded-up rest stop, a place where high-school kids drink and get into the kind of trouble high-school kids have always gotten into. It’s the place where Pete Simmons goes when his older brother heads off to the gravel pit to play without him.
Pete, armed with only the magnifying glass he got for his 10th birthday, finds a discarded bottle of vodka in the boarded-up burger shack and drinks enough to pass out. That’s why he doesn’t notice a freshly mud-spattered station wagon, which veers into the Mile 81 rest area, ignoring the sign that reads ‘closed, no services’. The driver’s door opens but nobody gets out.
Charles likes to take children for rides in his 1938 Rolls-Royce Wraith with the NOS4A2 vanity plate.
With his old car, he can slip right out of the everyday world, and onto the hidden roads that transport them to an astonishing, and terrifying, playground of amusements he calls “Christmasland.”
Trucks is a short story first published in Cavalier magazine in 1973 and included in the 1978 collection Night Shift. It was also adapted into a movie called Maximum Overdrive (see below).
Six strangers find themselves trapped in a freeway truck stop diner when semi-trailers and other large vehicles come to life and proceed to kill every human they can find.
Uncle Otto’s Truck is a short story originally published in Yankee in 1983 and included in the 1985 collection Skeleton Crew.
After Otto Schenck crushes George McCutcheon beneath his old red Creswell truck, Otto becomes obsessed with the vehicle. He insists that the truck is moving on its own accord and is planning to kill him.
If you like to watch horror involving death vehicles, check some of these movies out. Some of these only fit into the killer car category in the broadest sense, but I’ve included them anyway.
A small town is disturbed when a murderous car wreaks havoc by viciously mowing down innocent victims and Sheriff Wade Parent is the only one that can stop it.
A brutally murdered District Attorney comes back from the dead as an eerie driverless car set on a ruthless road to avenge his death.
An unknown, psychotic driver uses his van to kill unsuspecting female drivers on the freeway.
You can watch Death Car on the Freeway on YouTube.
A murderous stuntman terrorizes young women with his “death proof” Chevy Nova. But he may have met his match when four women fight back against his domination of the road in their own 1970 Dodge Challenger.
A murderous semi-trailer chases down a driver on a lonely stretch of desert highway.
Also see the novelization in the horror book section above.
Jane decides to stay in the house she inherited from her aunt unaware that her aunt practiced witchcraft and the town hated her. As soon as Jane moves in, she’s haunted by an old black hearse and its creepy driver.
You can watch The Hearse on Plex.
Three young people on a road trip from Colorado to New Jersey talk to a trucker on their CB radio, then must escape when he turns out to be a psychopathic killer.
After their car breaks down in a remote section of desert, a group of young travellers borrows a car they find at a vacant home with plans to return it once they are on their feet again. Unfortunately for them, the owner is a sadistic truck driver.
A group of hot-headed street racers are on their way to the Road Rally 1000. As they drive through a desolate shortcut on the way to the race, a man starts tracking, teasing and torturing them until the end of the road.
After a comet turns every machine on Earth into a homicidal rampage device, the survivors at the Dixie Boy Truck Stop are making a stand, and human vengeance goes into overdrive.
This is an adaptation of Stephen King’s short story Trucks.
Nightmares is a horror anthology of four tales. In the third one, The Benediction, the priest of a small-town loses his faith and leaves his parish. When he is leaving, his friend comes to say goodbye and he takes his holy water with him since he will cross the desert. Out of the blue, a black pick-up truck hunts him down on the lonely road.
Unfortunately, I think you need to buy a DVD to watch this.
A group of teenagers is menaced by a driver-less road train truck in the Australian outback.
A gang of car racing fanatics call upon supernatural forces to reach the fastest possible speeds until the mysterious driver of an ominous muscle car begins to eliminate them one by one.
After a boy is killed by a drag-racing gang, a strange black car with a mysterious driver appears in town, and one by one, the gang’s members turn up dead from road accidents.
Late one night a mysterious car is brought into the Chicago police impound garage after a deadly traffic accident. Soon, the on-call mechanics discover the car has a mind of its own.
Here are a couple of horror TV show episodes that included rogue vehicles.
An old girlfriend asks Dean to investigate a string of murders linked to a mysterious truck that seems to have no driver and leaves no tracks.
Not the main storyline in this episode, but in it a vengeful ghost possesses the Winchester’s Impala and tries to kill Dean.
All the machines in the life of an ill-tempered magazine critic have had enough of him, including his car.
Published: 26 September 2023
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